You know you have been reading too many Army lists and playing too many Warhammer Games when you...

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1) see a pretty woman in the street and wonder what her waepon skill is and if you can break her armour and ward save
2) ask for Bretonnian horse curry in the Indian Restaurant
3) order a pint of Bugman's at your local bar
4) ask your boss/parents if you can be paid in gold coins
5) try to work out the profile of your neighbour's dog
6) wonder if a swarm of toddlers could hold up a unit of great grand parents long enough for you to outflank them with a super unit of hamsters with a banner of fear
7) can't stop wondering which special character you'd rather be
8) wonder if you can get a life size picture of the fay enchantress for your bedroom ceiling ;)
9) see dice when you close your eyes and have nightmares about failing a charge
10) think you've rolled under your leadership if you keep your cool when your football team is losing
11) can't stop thinking up new Warhammer units, like ant men or mermaid assassins
12) can't decide if your boss/teacher would cause terror or fear in the 'real' warhammer world
13) avoid walking on grass verges because it might be difficult terrain and slow your move rate


I'll stop at unlucky thirteen. Has anyone got any more ?